the online wizarding database: harry james potter
Myers Briggs by Mythical Creatures
ENTP: Sea Serpent
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
#SHE GAVE UP SO MUCH FOR THAT BOY; SO MUCH FOR THE BOY WHO LIVED#she went and erased herself; became a soldier for him; because his friend; the person who never left #she left everything else; but she never left him #bless yates and kloves for this monologue; bless them because she allows herself one second of exhaustion #’maybe we should stay here; harry; grow old’ #she has saved him from himself; she has saved her favorite book character #because let us not forget that harry potter exists in her books way before he becomes a boy of flesh and blood #he becomes everything she wants to be; books and cleverness; there are more important things #the harry in her books; the harry that somehow lived through a mortal curse; that is not the important thing #the harry whose first heroic act is saving her froma troll; that harry? THAT harry is friendship and bravery #the more important things; so she was always wired the soldier #she was always wired to love him above all else; and get him through everything #the war was about hermione too #(how come no one discussed that the war was about your body and your blood) #none of the others had noticed a thing #you were mostly a plot device but i will forever love your ass
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
Ed Sheeran’s paradise be like
clearly in his element
IF FIRE WERE WATER
jfc then water would be fire
we would drink fire
we would swim in fire
it would rain fire
you could say we’d
set fire to the rain
Inspired by Orange is the New Black, designed by Claire, and now available at DFTBA Records.
Edit: Sorry! My initial post went up quickly because we were so excited to have the shirt up and in the rush I did not mention that “It’s a metaphor, you potato with eyes” is a line from the second season of Jenji Kohan’s fantastic Orange is the New Black. Fixed/sorry!