this twitter is really fucked up at first you think its just about a dad and his coffe and then u find shit like
[five] quotes: 3. michael “rage quit” jones
if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.
that feature sounds like a real life saver
in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”
his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital
i can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen
the magic begins | 3: favorite movie - deathly hallows, part 1
"Seems silly, doesn’t it? A wedding. Given everything that’s been going on."
"Maybe that’s the best reason to have it. Because of everything that’s been going on.”
I WILL LITERALLY ALWAYS REBLOG THIS